October 27, 2008

  • Halloween parties

    So i attended a Halloween party on Saturday night over at my
    g-friends friends’ house.   A last minute choice was a cowboy, not
    brokeback, but more of an outlaw.   This was inspired by a cowboy hat
    i found at the dollar store.  Although this could be the lamest choice for
    a costume, it was put together in just under an hour.   My girlfriend
    dressed as a sultry vampire - very nice.    I was amazed at the
    skimpy costumes the woman wore. Halloween parties nowadays have
    apparently become an outlet for girls to wear next to nothing.  
    This has given me incentive to hit as many parties as possible next
    weekend.   Next weekend i may try and pull together Captain
    Morgan.   Here's a list of my best costumes back in the day:

    Captain Vermont: 
    All in green with a VT long sleeve shirt.  A+ for originality.
    Cave man: unfortunately i lost the wig and beard.   Very easy and an
    excuse to act savage.
    devil: The year i painted my face and legs read with a red turtleneck, some
    eyeliner for an eyebrows etc., looked awesome.  Pretty easy and gives you
    some creditability with grabbing girls butts.   If they look upset,
    you shrug your shoulders and say, we'll the devil made me do it.
    American Indian:  Pretty easy, and it's fun to speak like an American
    Indian.  "Red feather need bottle opener."    This
    costume gives one an excuse to drink way too much and trash on the white Man.

    Costume ideas welcome for the coming weekend.